Off-Season Training (III)

17 July 2008, alb_ca_zapada

Pentru ca scurtele clipuri cu antrenamente de vara au placut, iata aici ultimul din seria cu pricina. Avem deci din nou sarituri cu haltera, ceva hockey si niste exercitii tare interesante pentru control si balans.

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  1. Off-Season Training
  2. Off-Season Training (II)
  3. Off-Season Training (III)

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5 Raspunsuri la “Off-Season Training (III)”

  1. pantza on 17 July 2008 10:01 am

    Training for Ski Season

    16. Visit your local butcher and pay $39 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half hour. Afterwards, burn two $20 dollar bills to warm up.

    15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

    14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.

    13. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.

    12. Throw away a fifty dollar bill-now.

    11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.

    10. Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

    9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.

    8. Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.

    7. Go to McDonald’s and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.

    6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.

    5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it’s in a snowstorm and you’re following an 18-wheeler.

    4. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.

    3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.

    2. Slam your thumb in a car door, wrap it with duct tape and don’t go to a doctor.

    1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it’s time for the real thing!

  2. alb_ca_zapada on 17 July 2008 10:51 am

    :)), dadada, haha, daaa… corect sa mor io!

  3. Radu on 20 July 2008 11:23 pm


    ce filmuletze sunt astea? mi-au placut nespus! astept dvd-ul complet daca comanda cineva cand o aparea un nr. rezonabil de bucati sa se bucure si prietenii :) Let me know guys! One is mine!

  4. Dinutzu on 6 August 2008 2:18 pm

    Regimul lui pantza iti asigura succesul!!!!!! ha,ha,ha
    Super tare!

  5. Solo Radu on 14 August 2008 9:48 pm

    f tari filmuletzele astea! excelente! dc mai ai, mai baga!
    p.s. dc va vine sa schiati, NU mergeti la Hintertux(Austria)…s-a cam topit! am fost acuma si e jale mare! Alegeti alt ghetar…sau alt continent! Global warming really sucks!

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